1) Boob tape. It exists.
2) $76 bras. They exist. (What?! Quit staring at me like that.)
3) Going from a size 44 bra right after pregnancy to a current size 36. (Priceless.)
4) Feeling performance pressure and test stress exactly like I used to in college as I prepare (or talk about preparing) for CKU.
5) Wearing a sleeveless shirt for the first time in... like 12 years... (I'm hip. I think. I mean, I definitely have hips, but I think I may actually... like... be dressing like I'm hip... sometimes... like on date nights... when I'm not caring for tomato sauce covered children, at least.)
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